Brian Keene’s Algorithm Zero

Final Acts
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Final Acts

The three of us talked a lot about the things we still want to do. Jonathan has had an amazing career, working with artists like Waylon Jennings and Jerry Reed, recording in places like Abbey Road…

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Digest 10/25/25
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Digest 10/25/25

A digest because I was at the store today, and it was one of those days where we were busy, but then it would slow down and as soon as I got a moment to write, we’d get busy again. So there was no…

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Fools on Parade
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Fools on Parade

Shocked. Shocked I am at the way our country is going, with a brain trust like this allowed to vote and operate motor vehicles and have children and all the other things that adults do.

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Fast Food Films
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Fast Food Films

but somehow I ended up having to sit next to Eddie Berganza, which is like sitting in a sweaty pile of gum for two hours, so I did not enjoy myself.

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Half-Wrong, Half-Right
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Half-Wrong, Half-Right

“I’ve learned a lot from Mary SanGiovanni. Like, for example, that Brian Keene can occasionally be wrong about something.”

— Hailey Piper

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David Lee Roth Yoga
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David Lee Roth Yoga

Up at 4am yesterday morning. Did my usual Monday workout and then yoga. At 58, I’m probably not going to gain any muscle mass, so everything I do is just about maintaining strength, cardio, mobility, and varying attempts at losing weight. I lift weights every other day, and walk and do yoga daily. The type of yoga I do is something I call David Lee Roth Yoga, in which I listen

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Algorithm Zero
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Algorithm Zero

Today is October 20, 2025. According to my records, I took my first shot at writing a story for publication on October 20, 1995. The nice thing about having been doing this writing and publishing thing since 1995 is that I’ve been around for the entire internet.

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