Deadite Press is proud to host the most infamous event in all of horror literature – the Gross Out Contest at the World Horror Convention in Portland, OR! This year’s event will be hosted by Deadite Press head editor, Jeff Burk, and he’ll also be providing valuable and awe-inspiring prizes!
Passing judgment over the night will be: BRIAN KEENE – author of THE RISING and over fifty other books. He is also the recipient of this year’s World Horror Convention Grand Master Award. DANIEL KNAUF – creator of HBO’s CARNIVALE and writer for DRACULA and SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND. JOHN SKIPP – author of numerous novels and short stories as well as being one of the founding authors of the Splatterpunk movement. ROSE O’KEEFE – head publisher of ERASERHEAD PRESS, which is are the forefront of the bizarro, extreme horror, and alt lit genres.
The contest is simple – your goal is to tell the most extreme, gag-inducing, vile-filled, piece of literary excrement your twisted mind can summon. You have three minutes to read the story and then you will be stopped and the audience will decide if you will continue. If you pass that test, you have two more minutes to finish your story – you WILL be cut-off at five minutes!
You will be graded on the following criteria – GROSSNESS, HUMOR, AUDIENCE REACTION, PRESENTATION, and ORIGINALITY.
Props and costumes are highly encouraged!
The event will be taking place Saturday evening, May 10th.
If you think you have what it takes, send an email to DeaditePress at Gmail dot Com with the subject line: GROSS OUT SIGN UP.
Spots are extremely limited!
Note: You must be a registered attendee of the World Horror Convention to compete.
Still mostly offline and off the grid. No access to my own computer or work stuff. Typing this via phone, from a mountaintop cabin that has been temporarily evacuated, because a winter of destructive weather and a spring of more destructive weather have left it in ruins, and ruins are no place to raise a six-year old boy. Writing is at a standstill because there are things more important and because it is hard to write when your computer is in storage. I am taking advantage of this time to work on manuscript reviews, but nothing else. Still checking in on Twitter a few times a day, and here’s something about rape I was moved to write a few days ago (which will be turned into a much longer Blog entry when I return). In the meantime, enjoy this picture of me and Carlton Mellick III, taken last November.
This brand-new chapbook from Brian Keene examines the darkest hour before the dawn with four terrifying tales. In “Something Pretty” a man grants his true love’s request, while simultaneously finding a way to cope with a world grown increasingly insane. Then, in “Keepsakes”, a young boy learns what is most valuable and coveted in a post-apocalyptic landscape. Third is “Fetish”, in which the victim of a broken relationship finds himself haunted by a very different kind of ghost. And finally, “In the Closet”, a prelude to Keene’s forthcoming Labyrinth series, finds the multiverse’s last surviving version of Tony Genova struggling to stay alive — only to learn that his death is just the beginning of the biggest adventure of all.
Featuring story notes by the author detailing the genesis of these previously unpublished or ultra-rare tales, and illustrations by Alex McVey, 4AM is a must have.
Outlook Grim, featuring Doug Dobbs on vocals, Bob Snodgrass on guitar, Joey Scarpino on bass, and David Lay on drums, were formed in late 2011. Their debut album, GRIM REQUIEM, comes out April 14th. Here is a track from it, called “Labyrinth”. The band says: “Lyrically, Doug wrote about the mythology of horror writer Brian Keene (Anthrax never shied away from writing about Stephen King, and we likewise support our influences). It’s a brooding track that set the tone for other songs. Plus, this is the first tune we wrote together, so it has some sentimental value. Whatever you do… Don’t open your eyes in the Labyrinth!” Please show your support by Following the band on Facebook and pumping your fist to “Labyrinth” (below).
THIS IS AN ACTIVATION OF THE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM. 4AM is a new limited edition softcover chapbook, written by Brian Keene, illustrated by Alex McVey, and published by Thunderstorm Books. It costs $12. It contains the following stories: “Something Pretty”, “Keepsakes”, “Fetish” and “In the Closet (A Prelude to The Labyrinth)”. It goes on sale 4/12/14. (Note: Lifetime subscribers will receive a copy with their next shipment).
So, while I’m in the midst of doing all of this, I had to update some settings in my WhoSay account. I like WhoSay because it allows folks like myself to retain copyright of things we post on social media (rather than them being owned by Twitter, Facebook, etc.), monetizes those postings (a few news organizations used some of my flood pics a few years back — thanks to WhoSay, they had to pay for that, rather than simply grabbing the pics from the web), and speeds things up (if I want, I can post to all of my social media outlets simultaneously via WhoSay). One thing I didn’t realize WhoSay would let me do (until this morning) is an email newsletter. Continue reading →
Expect mostly radio silence around here for the next few weeks. I have to finish writingINVISIBLE MONSTERS and THE LOST LEVEL, finish manuscript reviews (which are admittedly kicking my ass), do preliminary work on a TV channel development offer, write a few short things under my new pseudonym (yeah, you didn’t know that was going on), work out a programming schedule for Scares That Care Weekend, hopefully finish the post-production on FAST ZOMBIES SUCK, travel to Portland and receive my Grand Master Award, be a father, be a boyfriend, be a friend, and at some point sleep.
As always, Twitter will be running in the background, so you can reach me there. And there will probably be a few announcements (a surprise chapbook by me from Thunderstorm Books called 4AM, for example). But mostly, just the sounds of me typing.