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The cover for The Last Zombie #1!

Deluge: The Conqueror Worms II continued!

The ultimate Brian Keene auction.

My new zombie story, “Lost Canyon of the Dead”.

I was interviewed for Fangoria again.

An interesting addendum to the self-publishing revisited discussion.

Art and truth and the human condition and Neil Gaiman and J.F. Gonzalez.

DELUGE (Part 46)

Stunned, Gail wiped water from her eyes and blinked. Then she leaned forward and peered into the water, gripping the sides of the boat so tightly that her knuckles turned white. Sound returned—first the rain, then the cries of the birds overhead, and then the waves.

“Novak?”

Shadows moved beneath the surface, but she couldn’t identify them. Was it Novak and their attacker? McCann? A mermaid or shark-person or fuzzoid or other weird denizen of the deep? Shivering, she reached for the discarded shotgun.

Novak burst from the water, gasping and coughing. Screaming, Gail skittered backward. The boat lurched hard to one side.

“It’s okay,” he panted. Novak grabbed the side of the boat with his good hand and clung to it, eyes closed. “It’s okay. He’s dead.”

Gail opened her mouth to respond, but all that came out was a low, guttural moan. She closed her mouth, took a few deep breaths through her nose, and then tried again. Her voice still trembled.

“Are you okay?”

Novak nodded.

“What about McCann? Did you see him?”

“I’m right here.”

Novak’s eyes snapped open. Gail turned around and looked behind them. She gasped with relief when she saw McCann paddling toward them.

“Son of a bitch,” Novak said. “I thought he shot you.”

McCann shook his head, spraying water droplets as he climbed into the boat. “I thought he did, too. But he didn’t. When the gun went off, it startled me. I slipped and fell into the water. Where is he?”

“Sinking to the bottom,” Novak replied.

“Think he had friends inside?” McCann nodded at the office building.

Novak shrugged, wincing in obvious pain. “I don’t know. If so, you’d think they’d have come running when they heard us fighting.”

The three of them fell silent for a moment, catching their breath. Birds continued wheeling overhead. Eventually, a few of them landed on the rooftop and studied the new arrivals with interest.

“Wonder what they’re thinking?” McCann asked.

“Dinner-time,” Novak said. “They look as hungry as I feel.”

“Well,” Gail said. “We can’t just sit out here in the rain. You’re injured, and McCann and I are both shaken up. I vote we go inside. If there was anybody else in there, they’d have taken a shot at us by now.”

“Unless they’re waiting,” McCann said. “It could be a trap.”

Novak grunted. “It could be, but I’m with Gail. Better to take our chances inside, where it’s at least partially dry, than to sit out here and wait to get eaten.”

“Those birds won’t really eat us,” McCann said.

“No,” Novak agreed, “but there’s things in the water that will.”

Without another word, they guided the boat back over to the open window. McCann went inside first, muttering about getting shot at a second time. When that didn’t happen, he reached out and grasped Novak’s good arm, and hoisted him inside. Gail followed, after tossing up the line to McCann. Once inside, she offered the shotgun to Novak. He shook his head.

“You keep it.”

The room was dark and quiet and devoid of furnishings, other than a desk, a chair and a filing cabinet—the latter of which was lying on its side and badly dented, its moldering contents scattered across the floor. The air smelled thick and musty. Gail waited for her eyes to adjust, but she could make nothing else out in the gloom.

“Wish we had a flashlight.” Novak’s voice echoed.

McCann tied the end of the line around the desk, and then pushed the piece of furniture, grunting with the effort. He stood up and wiped his hands on his wet clothes.

“It’s pretty heavy. I don’t think the boat will go anywhere.”

“We’d better hope not,” Novak said. “Otherwise, we might be here for a while. Come on. Let’s explore our new home.”

New Fangoria Interview

Fangoria has posted a new interview with me, in which I talk about my upcoming vampire novel, zombies, A Gathering of Crows, Darkness on the Edge of Town, movie adaptations and a lot more. Click here to read it.

Ultimate E-Bay Auction

My friend and fellow writer Lesley Conner is participating in the ‘Susan G. Komen Walk For The Cure’. This three-day, sixty-mile walk raises funds for breast cancer research and awareness. You can read about Lesley’s participation on her Blog.

In an effort to help her fund-raising efforts, I have donated ten of my books for Lesley to auction on e-bay. I will sign and personalize each of the books for the winning bidder. That’s right. If you are the winning bidder, you’ll get signed, personalized, brand-new copies of The Rising, City of the Dead, The Conqueror Worms, Ghoul, Dead Sea, Dark Hollow, Ghost Walk, Castaways, Urban Gothic and Darkness on the Edge of Town. Click here for the auction. Bid high and bid often. 

More Food For Thought

You probably remember our ‘Self-Publishing: Revisited‘ discussion from a few months ago. Here’s an interesting article on National Book Award finalist John Edgar Wideman, who is self-publishing his next book via Lulu.com.

LOST CANYON OF THE DEAD

My new short story “Lost Canyon of the Dead”, (which features cowboys, dinosaurs and Dead Sea-style zombies) will appear in John Joseph Adams’ The Living Dead 2, which is now available for pre-order from Nightshade Books ($15.99 trade paperback). The full table of contents can be found here.

How Neil Gaiman broke my heart and allowed me to win a debate with J.F. Gonzalez

I’ve read just about everything Neil Gaiman has ever written. My favorites, until yesterday, were always American Gods, “Babycakes”, “We Can Get Them For You Wholesale”, The Books of Magic, and the prologue to Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (which is a wonderful slice of meta-fiction via comics).

Yesterday, he posted this Blog entry right before attending the Oscars. The part that jumped out and broke my heart — the part that has now become my favorite thing Neil Gaiman has ever written — was this: “There are days that you just want to walk the dog in the woods, write a bit, and be with your loved ones, and this, it seems, is really one of those days, and I should have been smart enough to figure that out, and I wasn’t.”

I’m two months into a divorce. I don’t miss my house or my office or my beehives or my trout stream or my truck, but I do miss the important things. I miss walking my dog in the woods, and writing for a bit, and then coming inside at the end of the day to be with my loved ones. Those are the important things. Those are the things that matter. I should have been smart enough to figure that out, but I wasn’t.

J.F. Gonzalez recently told me that I put too much of myself out there, and I’m sure that when he reads this, my phone will ring and he’ll say, “See? That’s exactly what the hell I was talking about!” But isn’t it an artist’s job to tell the world how he sees it? To express how he feels, so that others may say, “I have felt similar emotions”, and thus, reveal a truth about the human condition? And if so, then isn’t that what Neil Gaiman did yesterday? And isn’t that what I’m doing now, as I type this in an apartment that doesn’t feel at all like home, but with each passing day, feels more and more like a prison cell in which I’ll be serving out a life sentence?

Writing is a weird gig. Sometimes, I like to fantasize that I became a plumber instead…

THE LAST ZOMBIE #1

Here is the cover for the first issue of The Last Zombie. Note: This won’t be available for pre-order from your local comic shop until next month, when it’s listed in Diamond’s Previews.

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Weekend Update

New installment of Deluge!

Maelstrom is coming… but what is it?

More music based on or inspired by my books.

Another good review of Darkness on the Edge of Town.

Alethea Kontis entertains York, PA.

Tom Piccirilli entertains the internet.

Which of my Facebook pages is right for you?

How e-books are made.

Hot discussions at The Keenedom.

More raves for DotEoT

“Keene delivers again in Darkness on the Edge of Town… a personable read that yields a sharpness rarely found in a horror novel.”

DELUGE (Part 45)

Note: This week’s installment was posted without the editing prowess of pre-reader Mark ‘Dezm’ Sylva, who decided it was more important to take his family to Disney World than it was to stay home and proofread this chapter. Therefore, if you find a typo or continuity error, please mention it in the comments.

“How about this instead?” Novak raised one hand as the shotgun centered on his chest.

“Both of them, motherfucker.”

“I can’t,” Novak insisted. “I think I may have broke my other hand.”

“He’s not kidding,” Gail said. “Please…”

Their attacker swung the weapon toward her. “Shut up. Both of you just shut the hell up.”

“Look,” Novak said, his voice calm and assured. “We don’t have anything except the clothes we’re wearing. If you want the boat, you can have it. You can take it and sail right on out of here. Just don’t kill us.”

The stranger didn’t respond. Indeed, he gave no indication that he’d even heard Novak’s offer. His yellow poncho flapped around his waist as the breeze picked up. Raindrops pattered against his green rubber waders. The wet gauze covering his face seemed to move on its own. Gail tried to see past his aviator goggles and into his eyes, but they were shadowed. The man twitched his shoulders, let the shotgun slip lower, and then cleared his throat.

“I want the boat. But that can wait. Come here, sweetheart. And don’t try anything funny.”

Gail felt like she’d been kicked in the stomach. Everything seemed to stop. Even the rain. The waves became silent.

“Come on.” The man gestured with the shotgun. “Get in here.”

Lump in her throat, Gail moved toward the window. The boat rocked beneath her feet, nearly spilling her into the water. The man adjusted his grip on the weapon, holding it with one hand. He stretched his other arm out toward her and leaned forward.

“Take my hand.”

Gail did, trying all the while to keep her own hand from shaking. Her fingers closed around his wrist. The man leaned closer, and began to help her up. As he shifted his weight, Gail suddenly yanked his arm and flung herself backward. The attacker uttered a surprised cry and then toppled forward. Gail’s back struck the bottom of the boat. The man crashed down on top of her, driving the air from her lungs. The shotgun, still in his grasp, slammed against the deck with a ringing sound.

“You bitch.” His breath stank, and he smelled of mildew and sweat. “Now I’m gonna—”

Roaring, Novak erupted from the water behind them, and looped his uninjured arm around the attacker’s neck. The man tried to raise the shotgun, but Gail pried it from his hand. Then, Novak pulled him off Gail and into the water. The two of them slipped beneath the waves.

Things to do in Central PA on Friday Night

Our good friend Alethea Kontis will be among the poets doing a reading at The York Emporium tomorrow (Friday) night. Long-time readers know that The York Emporium is one of my favorite hangouts. It’s a warehouse-sized used bookstore where you can often find authors such as myself, J.F. Gonzalez, Geoff Cooper and Robert Ford fighting over rare Arkham House or Gnome Press editions priced at a buck.

Anyway, if you live in Central Pennsylvania or Maryland, or you’re looking for a road trip, why not stop by tomorrow night? I’ll be there, as will many other members of Central Pennsylvania’s literary and genre collective. Readings begin at 7pm. The York Emporium is located at 343 West Market Street in downtown York. Parking and admission are free.

Teaser of the Week

“Call out the instigators, because there’s something in the air. We’ve got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution’s here…” (Thunderclap Newman, ‘Something In the Air’)

MAELSTROM
Coming Winter 2010…

(That’s all the tease you get… for now.)

More Ob Rock

A few weeks ago, we learned that Church For Sinners new CD includes a song inspired by my novel, City of the Dead.

Today, I found out that The Adorkables, (from Salinas, California), have recorded a 7″ single inspired by my novel, The Rising. The song is called “It’s Not Me”. Click here to listen to it for free. As always, please give these artists your support.

Also, my good friend Richard Christy (of Howard Stern Show, Iced Earth and Death fame), whose new band, Charred Walls of the Damned, just released their new CD, writes: “You actually helped inspire the lyrics to one of the songs! I wrote the lyrics to the song “The Darkest Eyes” about you, John Carpenter, and Stephen King, my horror idols who can visualize what frightens people all over the world!”

I think it’s time to do another one of these.

Concerning Facebook

By popular demand, I set up this Fan Page on Facebook a few months ago. Then, last week, at the request of some old Navy buddies, I set up a private page, as well. Many of you have noticed the private page, and have sent friend requests. Please note, the private page is just that – private. It’s for old high school friends, guys I served with, and a few of my fellow authors. If you want to contact me: Facebook or Twitter or The Keenedom Forum or just post a comment right here.

The Math of Making E-Books

Via the New York Times

This week at The Keenedom

Topics of interest at The Keenedom. As always, you must be registered and logged in to view or participate in the discussions.

1. Tips for beating depression.

2. What really scares you?

3. Cullen Bunn wants your Kindle suggestions.

4. 9 out of 10 readers agree: Wrath James White’s The Ressurectionist kicks ass.

5. The Crazies.

Courtesy of Tom Piccirilli…

Weekend Update

Deluge is back with a vengeance.

The cover to The Girl on the Glider (forthcoming).

You can purchase prints of the cover to Scratch (also forthcoming).

New reviews of Darkness On the Edge of Town.

Self-help books I will write some day.

Camelot Books has a great deal on the now-out-of-print Clickers and Clickers II: The Next Wave.

DELUGE (Part 44)

Treading water, Novak pulled the boat alongside the building. The hull bumped gently against the side, scraping the wall. Novak grasped for a handhold. Foul seawater dripped from his hands and arms. Gail eyed the droplets, thinking about her suspicion that the strange fungus was possibly spread by contact with the water. She kept her misgivings to herself. After all, if that were true, they’d all be infected by now. After suffering through endless days of rain, it was impossible to stay dry. The air itself felt drenched.

Novak latched onto a windowsill and steadied the rocking craft. Small waves lapped against the concrete walls. Raindrops made circular patterns on the water’s surface—no two alike. Gail turned her attention to the office building. While only the four topmost floors were above the surface, the structure seemed stable. It wasn’t leaning, and there were no cracks, holes or broken windows that she could see—at least on this side. The swirling fog hid the ductwork and antennae array she’d seen on the roof earlier. There were no lights behind the windows. Gail tried peering through one, but it was fogged over.

“What do you guys think?” McCann asked.

“It’s quiet,” Novak said. “Sealed up. Looks stable. There’s no way of knowing what kind of shape the interior is in, but I say we try to get inside.”

“What if it’s not deserted?”

“Then we’ll ask them if they mind sharing.”

Something splashed loudly far out in the mist, and the little boat rocked harder. Gail glanced behind them. There was a dark shape in the mist—something large, looming above the surface. She turned back to McCann and Novak to verify that they saw the same thing, but both men had their attention focused on the office building. She looked again, and the shadow was gone.

“Novak…”

He grunted in response.

“I think we’d better hurry,” Gail whispered.

Nodding, Novak pushed and pulled at the window. It wouldn’t open. He sighed, treading water, and then tried again. The window was about a foot above the surface, and the waves kept pushing Novak into the wall.

“Maybe we should check the other sides of the building,” McCann said. “Might be an easier way in.”

“I want to get out of this water,” Novak said. “The damn Jaws theme keeps running through my head.”

He pulled off his shirt and wrapped the wet garment around his fist. Then, gritting his teeth, he drew back his arm and struck the window with the side of his fist. The boat rocked back and forth from the momentum. The glass remained intact. Grimacing, Novak rubbed his hand.

“Shit. That hurt.”

Gail noticed that the waves were growing bigger.

“Hit it again,” she urged. Something splashed softly in the gloom.

Novak struck the window three more times. A spider-web pattern of cracks appeared in the glass. He struck again. On the sixth attempt, the window shattered. He leaned forward and sniffed, testing the air.

“Smell anything?” McCann asked.

Novak shook his head. “Mildew, but it’s real faint. I don’t hear anything, either. I think we’re okay.”

Gail noticed that his speech was different. His words were clipped—tense, as if he were in pain and trying to hide it. He clung to the side of the boat with his free hand. Gail started to speak, but Novak cut her off.

“Can you guys clear the glass out of the way, so we don’t cut ourselves climbing through?”

McCann stood up carefully, waited for the boat to settle, and then began picking shards of glass from the frame and dropping them into the water.

“Are you okay?” Gail asked Novak.

“No.” His face was pinched and the color had drained from his face. “I think I just broke my goddamn hand. That’s all we need right now, huh? When it rains, it fucking pours.”

“Shit.” McCann finished clearing the shards of broken glass out of the way. “Are you sure it’s broken?”

Novak shook his head. “No, but it sure feels that way.”

“Okay, well, I’ll go inside. Make sure it’s okay. Then I’ll pull you up. Gail can push on your feet.”

Nodding, Novak blinked water from his eyes.

McCann grabbed the windowsill and hoisted himself into the open space. His head and shoulders disappeared inside. He pulled one leg through the window, and was about to pull the other one through, when a shotgun blast filled the air, drowning out even the sound of the rain. McCann tumbled backward and splashed into the water, narrowly missing the boat. He vanished beneath the surface. Gail leaned forward but before she could cry out, an armed figure appeared in the window.

“Don’t move, motherfuckers!”

The stranger’s face was hidden beneath wet bandages. Only his eyes were visible, but they were covered by a pair of aviator goggles. He wore a hooded yellow poncho and his feet, legs and waist were covered by a pair of green rubber waders. His voice, guttural and angry, was a man’s. Smoke still curled from the barrel of the shotgun in his hands, and water dripped from the stock.

“Get your fucking hands up,” he ordered.

Gail did as commanded, but Novak refused to comply.

“That’s not going to happen,” he told their attacker.

The man pointed the shotgun at him. “Then you can go to hell.”