It is common practice for small press publishers to offer lifetime subscriptions, wherein you pay a one-time fee and you receive a copy of everything that publisher does. To the best of my knowledge, no author has yet tried to do this. I’m sure this announcement will be met with jeers from the usual parties. All I can say to them is, you pay your medical bills your way, and I’ll pay them my way.
I’m offering my readers ten lifetime subscriptions. For a one-time fee of $500, you will receive 1 (one) copy of each and every mass market paperback, trade paperback, trade hardcover, cover flat, comic book or graphic novel that I publish, beginning with February’s Leisure edition of Darkness On The Edge Of Town and continuing until the time I die or you die (whichever happens first). Copies will come flat-signed or personalized to you (whichever you prefer). Shipping costs are covered in the one-time fee.
This offer DOES NOT include limited edition hardcovers, lettered editions, foreign editions, DVDs, audio-books or other miscellany. It is applicable only to US trade editions.
There are no international restrictions. Offer is open to anyone. However, if you live in a country other than the United States, your payment must be in the form of an international money order and made payable in US dollars.
These lifetime subscriptions are limited to ten people only, and are available on a first-come, first-served basis. Payment must be rendered in full for the agreement to apply. In the interest of fairness to all, I cannot accept pay installments.
Check or money order only, made payable to Brian Keene and sent to PO Box 281, Craley, PA 17312. PLEASE INCLUDE A NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS FOR THE LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. Please provide an accurate mailing address. If your address changes, you are responsible for informing me of the change.
If you have questions, please post them here on The Keenedom rather than sending them via email, as this is an extremely busy week and I won’t be checking email very often. (I’m going to turn off comments for this post so that we can direct all comments to the link above, thus making it a lot easier to address your questions).
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