Scott Blanchard’s piece in today’s York Daily Record examines York County’s write-in votes from the election earlier this month. He reports: “Satan received six votes, all but one from a precinct in Dallastown. It’s probably just coincidence that Stephen King, master horror novelist, and York County resident and horror novelist Brian Keene got votes here, too.“
Yes. Yes, I’m sure it’s just coincidence. But I’ll be forming an exploratory committee nevertheless…
I can just imagine the rallies, the TV ads, and the slogans . . .
I’m saving Keene/Ob for 2016.
Brian Keene with the F.U.K.U. Party!
I’m sure you’d be way better than what we have now!
Someone please print these bumper stickers:
“Don’t Blame Me I Voted For Brian F’n Keene!”
Keene/Satan 2016, The lesser evil!
I wrote you in for President…..
I voted for you for District 3 Soil & Water Conservation Commissioner. {wicked grin}