Several years ago, I offered a limited number of Lifetime Subscriptions. Due to popular demand, I’m going to offer ten more subscriptions. If that interests you, read on.
UPDATE: One subscription left as of 6-7-2012 (see confirmations at the bottom). Since there may be several in the mail, I will honor all that are postage stamped before 06-06-2012.
For a one-time fee of $500, you receive 1 (one) copy of each and every mass market paperback, trade paperback, trade hardcover, comic book or graphic novel that I publish, beginning with whatever is released upon the start of your subscription and continuing until the time I die or you die (whichever happens first). Copies come flat-signed or personalized to you (whichever you prefer). Shipping costs are covered in the one-time fee.
This offer DOES NOT include limited edition hardcovers, lettered editions, foreign editions, multi-author anthologies I appear in, DVDs, audio-books, or other miscellany. It is applicable only to US trade editions.
There are no international restrictions. Offer is open to anyone. However, if you live in a country other than the United States, your payment must be in the form of an international money order and made payable in US dollars.
This offer is limited to ten people only, and available on a first-come, first-served basis. Payment must be rendered in full for the agreement to apply. In the interest of fairness to all, I cannot accept pay installments.
Check or money order only, made payable to Brian Keene and sent to PO Box 281, Craley, PA 17312. PLEASE INCLUDE A NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS FOR THE LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. Please indicate how you would like your books signed (personalized or signature only). Please provide an accurate mailing address. If your address changes, you are responsible for informing me of the change.
UPDATE: One subscription left as of 6-07-2012. Since there may be several in the mail, I will honor all that are postage stamped before 06-06-2012. Confirmations of payment received follow. To protect customer privacy, only the customer’s last name is used.
Garner
Penrod
Filizzi
Kroll
Rodriguez
Partlow
Berger
Nazarek

I’ve been kicking myself for missing this the last couple of times they were offered. I think I’ll be sending you a check tomorrow.
This is awesome news! Bummed I missed out last time – I’m in this time. Do I just need to send you the check to get in on the incredible goodness that is a lifetime Keene subscription?
I think of these subbies as insurance, you know if worst comes to worst you’ll still have some awesome Keene books to read no matter how broke you are. But no way can it be several years since the subbies started, only seems like 6 months ago!.
Looking forward to next subbie pack Castaway, Kill Whitey, Ghoul, Last Zombie Inferno, & The Cage, all kinds if good stuff. Maybe even Last Zombie Neverland if they’ve printed it in time.
Crappola! If only I had the $$ to spare!
Daimion: Yep. First come, first served. I’ll update here as subscriptions are sold (meaning check received).
Peter: Believe it or not, mid-2010! And yep, all of those will be in the next shipment (except for The Cage, which will most likely ship with Dark Hollow and Ghost Walk).
Perfect. I’ll put the check in the mail today!
Great news, I missed out on this deal last time as well.
Save me a spot Brian because I’m in, the check will be in the mail later today.
Well I sent the check this morning with overnight mailing but but because of my tiny town post office they can’t guarantee it will arrive till next Tuesday. But the mail lady did say it might still get there by Saturday. So hopefully I’ll make it within the ten.
Have the sub’s sold out yet ? That would be so amazing,
Any more updates on the lifetime subscriptions? I sent my check in last week. I hope it’s made it’s way to you by now…
Daimion: Just updated this morning, in fact. Haven’t received one from you yet.
Thanks Brian. I just checked the update, and looks like I’m on the list! (I just forgot to include my email on the note I sent). Looking forward to the first shipment.