1. Here is the cover to the forthcoming Deadite Press re-release of The Rising. As you can see, my new publisher stuck with Dorchester’s hand motif. Okay. This isn’t really the cover. But you might like to know that Deadite’s Kindle editions of Urban Gothic, Jack’s Magic Beans, Clickers, and Clickers II should be available next week.
2. For the best April Fool’s Joke EVER, check this out. Explore the entire site. Thanks to Smart Bitches for the laughs.
It’s been a busy morning. Here is a new Deluge chapter and HWA’s letter to Dorchester.
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Brilliant! I’ll take 17 copies!
Lmao!
LOL…I’d buy it.
Hilarious!
Hhahahahahah. That’s too funny. THey should print up at least a box of those suckers for the Keenerds.
LOL!
Can’t wait for the Kindle editions!
Besides the oodles of benefits of being partially rid of LakeFossilOnSteriods (Leisure), I have to say Deadite has significantly upped the shelf appeal of your covers. I haven’t seen a hand-centered cover yet!
Keene! Even though you didn’t make that site, I’m holding you responsible for the coffee covering my laptop! (Listed under “similar books” there’s a “romance” called “Sweet Perfect Man Titty by Maya Banks”)
Brian:
This reminds me of the April Fool’s edition of Jobs In Hell (circa…what…’01?). I recall, to this day, a Werewolf haiku in there…
Werewolf bit my ass
[second line lost to the ravages of time]
Ouch, you fucker, ouch!
I need to get a dog or maybe a gerbil and name it “Sweet Perfect Man Titty.”
That website was friggin’ PRICELESS. “Since we learned we didn’t need to have the rights to publish” — too funny.
If we couldn’t laugh about it, we’d cry, right?
Still.
I submitted an idea for a book to their site. I wonder if they’ll actually guy it? LOL. It’s called “Bawlz Out Brawlz” and it’s an erotic romance. I didn’t know any of the other authors, so I said Brian Keene wrote it.
You don’t mind, do you Brian?