We interrupt this Blog for a public service announcement from Ice Bat, renowned sidekick to Meteornotes, one of Brian Keene’s assistants.
‘Sup. Ice Bat here. I see that Keene took the pussy way out yesterday, talking all kinds of shit about “changing the game and taking it to the next level” rather than doing what everybody expected him to do and going to motherfucking war. Well, fuck that noise! I’m Ice Bat, bitches. 2010 sucked for me, too, and I’m all about owning 2011. Exhibit number one:
That’s Mike Lombardo. Used to run Reel Splatter Productions and was part of Keene’s Drunken Tentacle Productions. Now he’s my own personal swimming pool. It ain’t like I didn’t warn him. I told them, “I want a pilot episode of Dave Tasers America ready for release in 2011.” And then Keene was all like, “We don’t have the money. I was financing this production company, and I can’t finance it if I don’t have any money. Those fuckers owe me five figures! Ninety percent of my annual income is gone!” And then I was like, “Fuck you and your problems. Drunken Tentacle better get something made in 2011. I’m Ice Bat, bitch.” And then Lombardo said he wanted to go do special effects on some other horror movie. I wasn’t having none of that. So I sent this friendly reminder to Keene. Money or no money, him and his crew better get that television pilot made this year. 2011 is the year of Ice Bat. Sucker MC’s duck flat.