I’m now offering the final five lifetime subscriptions. I wasn’t going to make them available until next year, but after crunching some numbers, have decided to offer them now. Once these five have been sold, that will take us to twenty lifetime subscriptions — the final number. No further subscriptions will be offered after that point, so this really is your last chance to participate.
For a one-time fee of $500, you will receive 1 (one) copy of each and every mass market paperback, trade paperback, trade hardcover, cover flat, comic book or graphic novel that I publish, until the time I die or you die (whichever happens first). Copies will come flat-signed or personalized to you (whichever you prefer). Shipping costs are covered in the one-time fee. This offer DOES NOT include limited edition hardcovers, lettered editions, foreign editions, DVDs, audio-books or other miscellany. It is applicable only to US trade editions.
There are no international restrictions. Offer is open to anyone. However, if you live in a country other than the United States, your payment must be in the form of an international money order and made payable in US dollars. These lifetime subscriptions are are available on a first-come, first-served basis. Payment must be rendered in full for the agreement to apply. In the interest of fairness to all, I cannot accept pay installments. Check or money order only, made payable to Brian Keene and sent to PO Box 281, Craley, PA 17312. PLEASE INCLUDE A NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS FOR THE LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. Please provide an accurate mailing address. If your address changes, you are responsible for informing me of the change.

Why does all the good stuff happen when I’m broke?
Dammit i wish i had the money
If I sign up today, do I receive previously published books or only those yet to come out?
JASON: Your sub would begin with The Last Zombie #1 and A Gathering of Crows.
I’ve thought this over and over every time you’ve put these up, as it’s a lot of cake. I finally dove in and sent out a check. Hopefully I get one before they’re gone. *crosses fingers*