Another author, who wishes to remain anonymous to the general public, has informed me that he/she is offering two lifetime subscriptions, similar to the plan that I myself offered recently. This author, who is fairly-well known, productive, and has a whole bunch of stuff slated to come out over the next year, has asked me to sell the subs for them, in order to protect their privacy. There are two subs available. Asking price is $500. If you are interested, email me and myself or Big Joe will give you the details (including the author’s identity) in private. Keep in mind that I am facing the Dreaded Deadline Doom, so serious inquiries only. If you email me under the auspices of wanting more info, only to tell me you wish I’d put Ob in every one of my novels, I’ll send Scug from Urban Gothic over to visit your mother.

Alright!!! Then I’ll send an email asking for more of Ob and Levi! If that will send Scug to my mothers house! My only request is that he take pictures and post them!!!
Ok so perhaps not…my moms not that bad….just send one of the discarded children from Urban Gothic then!
I so can’t work out how to contact you from that link lol, do I use the foreign translations link?. I don’t do facebook or twitter etc…
It’s the same email address. The one that starts with my name and ends with live.com